Common user phrases |
And what they really mean... |
| It was like that when I found it | Oh dear I've really buggered it this time |
| My son/brother etc knows about computers | I am going to prove that you are crap at your job |
| My son/brother etc knows about computers | I'm an IT expert |
| Will the world really end at the Year 2000 | I am stark raving mad and should be locked up |
| Boss: "What benefit will we get from new kit?" | I don't have a clue but wish to see you squirm |
| I need a laptop | I feel self-important and a laptop will improve my image |
| My PC is too slow | I have every possible program open just to prove the point |
| When can I get Windows and Office 2000 | I am into S&M |
| I've been looking everywhere for you | I like a wander around the building |
| How long will it take? | I don't give a damn |
| I've got work to do | Oh damn, I might have to do some work |
| The printer isn't working | I can't be bothered getting paper, so I'll get you to do it |
| I was just wondering... | I'm bored so I thought I would annoy you |
| You must be clever to work in IT | I am stupid |
| Is the network OK? | I've messed up and I'm trying to blame you |
| How can I get a job in IT? | Your life looks easy and I want you to give me a job |
| Could you do me a favour? | I am trying to offload a crap task to you |
| I've been asked to... | I don't know how to do my job can you help? |
| I have a PC in my house | I want free software |
| I have a PC in my house | I'm a computer expert |
| I have a PC in my house | I want free technical help |
| See my computer... | I am going to ask a REALLY dumb question |